Deadpool X-Mas

Twas the night before Christmas, with no heroes about.
Xavier decided, to give Deadpool a shout
"I need a good man to help see the night through." 
"None are about, so you'll have to do!" 
"You'll push me down streets, for the Christmas parade." 
"I cannot do it alone. I have come for your aid."

"We'll bring joy to people, entertain the crowd."
"You can even be boisterous, obnoxious and loud."
"You just can't do violence to anyone there."
"You have to pretend that you really do care."

Deadpool smiled slowly and said. "I'd be proud."
"There's just one condition, that must be allowed."
"No fun for 'Francis', he's on my bad list."
"He'll be dead soon anyway, if you get my gist."

Deadpool then turned with a twinkle in his eye
Broke the fourth wall and made small children cry
""Oh hello, you're probably wondering why all this is written in the way it is? Well so am I. The Professor works in mysterious ways. Maybe if I follow along, I'll be able to use my guns and swords after all. Oh I hope all you have a Merry Christmas. I gues I have to get back to old baldy"

He turned quickly back and said "Let's away"
"Christmas won't last much more than a day"
"I have some pushing to do, and some presents to give."
"Then I'll go back to making sure Francis doesn't live."