The Cold ~ By Dean Ross

Today I took a Sudafed 
To clear what's in my nose
The next thing I knew
I wasn't wearing any clothes

One little Sudafed 
Changed the world for me
I can now do anything
It has set me free

Filled me up with energy
My work it lies undone
Dust mites are distracting
In beams of golden sun

One little Sudafed
and now the day is done
Who thought staring at the wall
Could be so damn much fun